well let's see who's on tonight
open the chat and close the blinds
finally i can speak freely
to these people that don't even know me

i can take a piece of my mind
lay it out to air and i'll find
these people really get me
velocet and jlb, they're sneaky

recording all that i say
playing it back as a bit
a sound clip to titillate the audience
but ab needs those donations
value for value
won't you help him with his creation?
so you'll know that it's 65 degrees
in a place called onterrible
he knows it's insufferable

but Fakeology is expensive
fakeology costs lots of money
don't be like that JLB
first hour is free but the rest is suspicious
It's a value for value!
A value for value!
you get value for value
we're your friendly, fire-side, family telling you
That woman's a dude
That woman's a dude.

well looks like there's something new
another pod baby leaving the school
what's this truthmeets.com?
really, the art of conversation?

appendages, lackeys and henchmen
truthers and seekers and shut-ins
it costs quite a lot to do this
to moan and complain and to talk shit
please donate your money to fake-o
JLB, first hour's free
but ab needs it more so
value for value
do you like it?
fakeologist only fans isn't far behind
at least toby would subscribe..

Fakeology is expensive
fakeology costs lots of money
don't be like that JLB
first hour is free but the rest is suspicious
It's a value for value!
A value for value
you get value for value
we're your friendly, fire-side, family telling you
That woman's a dude
That woman's a dude.

it's expensive to see
that the powers that be have been lying to me
tune in to the fakeologist show
or JLB, first hour's free
or veloce
 Value for Value.wav
t, at truth meets

rick and rollo, rick and rollo

Fakeology is expensive
fakeology costs lots of money
don't be like that JLB
first hour is free but the rest is suspicious
It's a value for value!
A value for value
you get value for value
we're your friendly fire-side family telling you
That woman's a dude

Rick and rollo
Rick and rollo